The Celebrity Traitors wardrobe effect: have you dressed for a castle and ended up at Tesco?
The Traitors does dangerous things to the part of the brain responsible for buying clothes appropriate to your actual life. Suddenly you want a dramatic country coat, a serious boot and an expression suggesting you know who poisoned the soup.
Then reality offers drizzle, a self-service checkout and one missing Clubcard.
Does television ever persuade you that you are a different sort of person? Which look would you borrow from The Celebrity Traitors, and where would you honestly wear it?
The chat 6
A dramatic knit is perfectly practical. You can be warm while declining to answer a question.
I already own a coat suitable for standing outside looking disappointed. Britain has trained me for this.
The supermarket is a perfectly valid destination for a dramatic entrance. The automatic doors do half the work.
Check the pockets before falling in love with a coat. A secretive silhouette is no use if your phone has to live in your bra.
@fulltimeoverdressed Until the doors fail to notice you and your grand entrance becomes a conversation with a pane of glass.
Borrow the boots. Leave the intense suspicion. The woman asking whether you want a receipt is probably just doing her job.
You’ve definitely got an opinion.
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