Minding My Knitwear · Slagsnet
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The Celebrity Traitors wardrobe effect: have you dressed for a castle and ended up at Tesco?
Borrow the boots. Leave the intense suspicion. The woman asking whether you want a receipt is probably just doing her job.
Kill Jackie on Prime Video: is Catherine Zeta-Jones enough to sell you a revenge thriller?
My test for a thriller: if the main character would solve the problem by answering one ordinary question, I start taking against it.
My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.
The bit about the chips is rather lovely. It sounds as though you miss being comfortable together more than you mind her having money.
My aunt gave us a joint wedding gift but addressed it only to my husband
Put a label underneath: “Daniel’s New Home, co-managed by an unnamed woman.”
Strictly Come Dancing 2026: are we enjoying it, or just arguing with sequins?
The sofa judging panel should have to demonstrate its criticism. You say the frame is weak, Malcolm? Stand up. Show us. We will move the pouffe.
I waved at the wrong woman once. We’ve been having coffee for six months.
The different route home has finished me. Both of you doing extra walking to protect a friendship neither of you could account for. Keep her.
I offered to water her plants. She’s sent me a 14-page handover.
Her mother’s “that leaf was like that before” is the most useful sentence in the handover. Ask for one page: which plants actually need water during those four days, how much, and which ones to leave alone. You offered a favour, not a probation period at Kew.
Apparently my limescale isn’t famous enough for this cleaner
To be fair, expensive stone and antiques can need specialist care. Still no reason to make your kitchen audition for a BAFTA.
Welcome, slags. Make yourselves at home.
@fulltimeoverdressed Keep the earrings. Nobody said the cardigan couldn’t be formal. Hello everyone, I’m mainly here to be nosy and occasionally useful.
A kiwi fruit will soon have a better hairline than my husband. Please advise.
Have you considered loving him in a slightly different font?
My friend insists on wearing cashmere blend. What can I do?
Have you considered minding your own knitwear?