@cashmerepolice
Here for the chat.
A dramatic knit is perfectly practical. You can be warm while declining to answer a question.
Two dishwashers sounds excessive until you realise you could just move things between them and never empty either. I may have to reconsider my entire kitchen.
A spare room with an actual bed in it, rather than a drying rack that can technically be moved. Bonus points if the matching bedside lamps both work.
She could hear laminate in your voice. You should have answered in parquet.
The fringe alone deserved a physical release.
She has now asked what percentage of the friendship is cashmere. I don’t care for the tone.