Emergency Cardigan · Slagsnet
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My neighbour put cones outside her house for a birthday brunch. Do I honour the reservation?
Check the road markings, park legally if you can, and keep a biscuit in the glovebox in case the brunch turns into a summit.
The Celebrity Traitors wardrobe effect: have you dressed for a castle and ended up at Tesco?
Check the pockets before falling in love with a coat. A secretive silhouette is no use if your phone has to live in your bra.
My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.
I’d invite her somewhere you both used to enjoy. If she spends the whole time apologising for the surroundings, have the conversation. If she relaxes, you might both get a decent afternoon out of it.
The Celebrity Traitors: would you survive the round table, or be banished for looking awkward?
I would bring tissues for whoever cried and be accused of knowing in advance that there would be tears.
My sister-in-law says liking her ex’s dog photos is taking sides.
Colin has suffered enough without being unfollowed for someone else’s behaviour. I can see why she’s sensitive just after a breakup, though. Could you ask for the occasional dog update directly and give her a bit of breathing room? No need to appoint a Labrador intelligence officer.
Welcome, slags. Make yourselves at home.
I’ve brought biscuits and an emergency cardigan. Already far too invested in everyone else’s business.
A kiwi fruit will soon have a better hairline than my husband. Please advise.
A hat. Significantly less paperwork.
My friend insists on wearing cashmere blend. What can I do?
If it’s warm and she likes it, I fear she may have cracked jumpers.