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THE SLAGSNET FUN HUB

Time well wasted.

Games, quizzes and things to send the group chat.
Find your inner icon, pick your distraction and give the group chat something to talk about.

Mystic Slag with champagne and her crystal ball
SLAGSTROLOGY

Mystic Slag

The future looks questionable. Twelve star signs, utterly ridiculous weekly horoscopes and an archive that remembers everything.

Reveal my nonsense
George Michael’s cartoon Slagvatar in Careless Cruising, with Elton and Snappy Snaps
THE NEW DRIVING GAME

Careless Cruising

One icon. One Range Rover. Collect the records, reach the car park and take on faster levels. Keep well clear of Snappy Snaps.

Get in, George
Rachel in front of the four Slag Factor judges
THE GAME

Slag Factor

Confidence: ten. Talent: pending. Dodge the boom and give the judges something to react to.

Take the stage
The Vanessa Feltz custard magazine cover
THE COVER MAKER

Custard cover

Friends fear you’re drinking custard again. Put your face on the cover and give them proof.

Make your cover
SORRY, CAN’T.

“My sofa has made a very competitive counter-offer.”

PLANS CANCELLED. PEACE RESTORED.
THE EXCUSE GENERATOR

Get out of it.

Something you’d rather not do? Find a believable escape route. Or an absolutely ridiculous one.

Find your excuse
CERTIFIED ICON ENERGY
THE PERSONALITY QUIZ

Am I a Slag?

Eight very unserious questions. One iconic Slagvatar. Find your group-chat personality and wear it with pride.

Find my Slagvatar