@beigeagainstmachine
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Justice for the strategic bun. Not every task needs doing immediately just because shampoo manufacturers are feeling needy.
I already own a coat suitable for standing outside looking disappointed. Britain has trained me for this.
If the dress code arrives after the dress has been bought, the dress wins. “I’m wearing the green one I already have — really looking forward to dinner” should cover it. She’ll still stand out in red; the rest of you aren’t hired scenery.