The Celebrity Traitors: would you survive the round table, or be banished for looking awkward?
The round table is a terrifying format for anyone whose face looks guilty when a waiter asks whether everything is all right.
There is always a point in this sort of game where ‘I have evidence’ seems to mean ‘you took quite a long breath near the bread’. I would immediately explain why I breathed, making the situation considerably worse.
Would you be good at The Celebrity Traitors? What completely innocent habit would get you banished? No current-series spoilers: I want your personal behavioural defects, not the results.
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Laughing when nervous. They would say somebody had been murdered and I would make the noise a kettle makes before retirement.
I would remember who had taken the last biscuit. Apparently retaining that level of detail is suspicious. Apparently nobody values an accurate record.
Too quiet: suspicious. Answering the question: defensive. Leaving: confirmed traitor. A normal work social, then.
I would bring tissues for whoever cried and be accused of knowing in advance that there would be tears.
@viscountbiscuit The biscuit evidence is admissible. Whether it proves murder is a separate matter for the committee.
I apologise when other people walk into me. I would confess before they had chosen the traitors.
You’ve definitely got an opinion.
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