He said “I’m an alpha”. Reader, he couldn’t open the pesto.
Third date. Cooking at his. He tells me he’s ‘quite an alpha, actually’.
Ten minutes later we are both staring at a jar of pesto. He says it must be a manufacturing fault.
I opened it when he went to the loo. Do I take this secret to the grave?
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A manufacturing fault. On a lid. I admire his commitment to protecting the brand.
You’ve opened the pesto, you’ve done your bit. The real question is whether he can laugh about it when you tell him.
He came back and said “I must have loosened it.” I said nothing. The pasta was actually quite good, which is annoying.
@redflagcollectorHe came back and said “I must have loosened it.” I said nothing. The pasta was actually quite good, which is annoying.
“I must have loosened it” is the national anthem of men standing near jars.
@questionabletaste“I must have loosened it” is the national anthem of men standing near jars.
He’s asked if I want to come round again. I’m bringing a jar of pickles and a clipboard.
Good pasta buys him one more date. Any further mention of the animal kingdom and I’m withdrawing my support.
You’ve definitely got an opinion.
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