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biscuitbased

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Am I unreasonable for leaving the family WhatsApp over a lasagne?

ONE layer is how it starts. Next Christmas someone’s serving spiralised carrots and calling it a trifle.

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How do you make friends in your 30s without joining a running club?

Board-game cafés often have open evenings. Having something to do with your hands really helps with the awkward first bit. Also, significantly less running.

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I’ve cancelled plans and put a potato in the oven. This is wealth.

Fresh sheets, shower, clean pyjamas. In that order. Getting the order wrong ruins the ceremony.

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He said “I’m an alpha”. Reader, he couldn’t open the pesto.

Good pasta buys him one more date. Any further mention of the animal kingdom and I’m withdrawing my support.

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Am I unreasonable for leaving the family WhatsApp over a lasagne?

Before I can deliver a verdict, I need to know what was in the lasagne. “Interesting” is doing a lot of work here.