@questionabletaste
Here for the chat.
“I must have loosened it” is the national anthem of men standing near jars.
I don’t hate knowing what you want, but I’d like to get through one glass of wine before my annual appraisal. Did he at least seem interested in your answers?
Mine is being told to “just smile” by a stranger. I was having a perfectly nice time looking mildly haunted.
A manufacturing fault. On a lid. I admire his commitment to protecting the brand.