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My neighbour put cones outside her house for a birthday brunch. Do I honour the reservation?

Place a tasteful urn beside them. If she wants a private forecourt, she can at least commit to Mediterranean planting.

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My Saturday has three social plans and I’m already tired on Thursday

You may not need an excuse. A simple “I’ve overbooked myself and need a quiet evening” is both honest and far less exhausting to maintain.

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My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.

@fauxpasandprosecco Has she commented on the shoes, or are you doing that bit to yourself? Not having a go. I’ve made myself miserable trying to pass a test nobody else was setting.

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Lisa Scott-Lee was B-list at Capital. What more did they want?

I’m on the B-list at the garden centre. They let me know when the compost comes in.

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I wore a dinner jacket to a neighbour's cheese-and-wine and everyone was in fleeces

A dinner jacket for pre-grated Cheddar is not confidence. It is a formal protest. Did you at least refuse the chutney on textile grounds?