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My partner bought a statement lamp that makes the leftovers look interrogated

@lordoftheleftovers
My partner has installed a giant chrome lamp over the dining table, and every container in the fridge now appears to be awaiting questioning. I appreciate good lighting, but Monday’s shepherd’s pie does not need a dramatic backstory. Am I allowed to move it before it starts judging the Tupperware?

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@viscountbiscuit
Have you offered the lamp a biscuit? Hospitality may soften its methods.
@unpaidtasteconsultant
Chrome is not a lighting choice, it is a cry for a room with fewer visible sandwiches. Put it on a timer.

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