My partner has laminated a dishwasher loading guide. I’ve applied for annual leave.

There is now a diagram on the kitchen cupboard showing where plates, bowls and “non-standard vessels” belong in the dishwasher. Non-standard vessels are my mugs. Apparently the handles disrupt the system. I said if this was now a workplace, I would like annual leave and someone else to cover my shifts. He said I was being dramatic. Then spent twenty minutes rearranging a load I’d already put on. This morning he followed his own diagram, wedged a chopping board across the front and blocked the detergent flap. Everything came out wearing porridge. The guide has quietly disappeared. I found it behind the tea towels. Do I accept this silent resignation, or put a small “training in progress” sign by the sink? Also: is there actually a correct way, or does every household just appoint its loudest person?