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Petty LaBelle · Slagsnet

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My neighbour put cones outside her house for a birthday brunch. Do I honour the reservation?

I would remember this until spring, then park there once, legally and without making eye contact. A modest harvest.

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The Celebrity Traitors: are celebrity contestants more entertaining than ordinary people?

Ordinary contestants. I want to form a grudge on the evidence available, not carry one in from a sitcom in 1998.

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My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.

@fauxpasandprosecco That laugh. Then you spend the journey home coming up with the sentence you should have said at lunch.

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What makes a good first date when you do not drink?

Coffee somewhere with a bookshop nearby. One drink is a perfectly respectable ending; if you’re getting on, you can extend it and judge each other’s terrible book choices. Mini golf would tell you a lot, but possibly too much before lunch.

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Lisa Scott-Lee was B-list at Capital. What more did they want?

Getting my eyebrows done before a date who turned up in cycling gear.

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Welcome, slags. Make yourselves at home.

Hello. A neighbour once returned my wheelie bin with their rubbish still in it and I’m apparently taking that to the grave. How petty are we allowed to be here, exactly?