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Strictly voting: the best dancer, the biggest improvement, or the one you would share chips with?

Best dancer. I appreciate that this is a controversial position to take on a dancing programme, but I am prepared to be brave.

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My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.

@fauxpasandprosecco I still wouldn’t bring up the money. “I liked my bag and that comment made me feel small” is enough. Her reaction will tell you more than another lunch spent quietly resenting her.

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Our pub quiz captain has put me on probation. The prize is a meat raffle voucher.

I’d go back if I liked the others, but tell him you’re there for a pint and a quiz. If he wants homework, he can buy everyone’s drinks.

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My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.

Tell her the bag comment hurt. Leave her husband’s money out of it. She’s being snobby, but “you’d be nothing without him” won’t get your old friend back. The chips suggest she’s still in there.

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Apparently my limescale isn’t famous enough for this cleaner

She is allowed to specialise. You are allowed to ask. Neither activity requires a dramatic reading of her client list.

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A kiwi fruit will soon have a better hairline than my husband. Please advise.

Bald can be very handsome. Let the man decide what he wants to do with his own head.

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My friend insists on wearing cashmere blend. What can I do?

You checked the label? While she was in it?