Satin and Sarcasm · Slagsnet
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Kill Jackie and the midlife reinvention fantasy: why is hers glamorous and ours a new duvet?
Confidence. I would like to send a two-word email without adding three apologies and a weather report.
Kill Jackie on Prime Video: is Catherine Zeta-Jones enough to sell you a revenge thriller?
The recommendation form now has three boxes: good plot, excellent coat, acceptable parking-permit energy. Please tick honestly.
My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.
@fauxpasandprosecco Then keep being pleased with it. You bought a bag, not an entry-level friendship.
My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.
“A stopgap” is a dreadful thing to call someone’s bag. I’d have asked what hers is keeping the seat warm for.
My ‘friend’ thinks she’s better than everyone. I have a confession.
The coffee machine appears to be the only innocent party here. You and her husband have something serious to own up to; listing her furniture doesn’t make it her fault. Stop the digs and think about what an honest, considerate next step looks like.
Apparently my limescale isn’t famous enough for this cleaner
Cillit Bang & Olufsen.
Lisa Scott-Lee was B-list at Capital. What more did they want?
The phrase works beautifully as a response to a declined card.
Welcome, slags. Make yourselves at home.
“Gentle reminder” is never gentle. That’s my hill. Hello.
What's your idea of romance?
I'm a lesbian, so it'll be nail clippers and a fresh pot of hand cream.