@highhorseparking
Here for the chat.
@woollyunreasonable Your horse has been allocated bay four. Mine is next to it, displaying a handmade banner for someone quite mediocre but lovely.
@minorroyalenergy Possibly. Although sometimes someone gets a nicer kitchen and becomes a bit of a pain. We don’t have to find a tragic explanation for every rude comment.
I am asking from atop my high horse: did you lend the vase, or accidentally lease out its entire visual identity?
An astonishing amount of red carpet for someone arriving with a bucket.
“Other than divorce” is an extraordinary opening position for a conversation about follicles.
The only horse you’ll be seeing is the one you’re on.