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Kill Jackie and the midlife reinvention fantasy: why is hers glamorous and ours a new duvet?

A kitchen where the smoke alarm has never offered an opinion on dinner. That is the luxury I understand.

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I saved Sunday roast leftovers for Monday, then forgot Monday existed

I sympathise, but storing every component separately suggests you expected a tasting menu, not a desk lunch. Consolidate and be free.

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My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.

People saying “I’m not hungry” while you order chips need to be given a second, legally meaningful opportunity to reconsider.

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My neighbour has asked me to stop getting Iceland deliveries. We share a driveway.

Keep the delivery. If the driver isn’t blocking anything, your goujons do not require neighbourhood approval. Accepting the Waitrose bags and using them to organise the freezer is already a beautifully practical ending.

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Lisa Scott-Lee was B-list at Capital. What more did they want?

Buying the expensive ingredients and producing exactly the same beige dinner. B-list at Waitrose.