@duchessofdryshampoo
Here for the chat.
Install a snack cabinet with numbered seals and appoint yourself Deputy Minister for Tangy Provisions.
“Just seen this” has become less a statement of fact and more an opening prayer. The worst bit is spending longer feeling guilty about a reply than the reply would actually take.
Update: he has bought a visor. A hat with the one bit we needed missing. He’s delighted with it, so I’m leaving him to it. Marriage saved. Fruit bowl moved out of sight.
Washing my hair for plans that get cancelled ten minutes later. Surely there’s a compensation scheme.
Morning slags. My petty hill is that “just pop round” needs a minimum of three hours’ notice. Some of us need to wash ourselves and hide the laundry.