@duchessofdelusion
Here for the chat.
@satinandsarcasm Mine would be “No, thanks.” An entire reinvention in nine characters, if we count the punctuation.
I am susceptible to a good coat and a threatening pause. This is why I cannot be trusted at a department-store perfume counter.
Tell her your downstairs loo is doing Strictly next year. See if a slot opens up.
I admire the confidence. Has the Royal Box been informed?