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The Celebrity Traitors group chat: how long should spoilers be forbidden?

Mute until caught up. It is one of the few life problems with a button provided.

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Kill Jackie has eight episodes: do you binge a thriller or ration it like the good biscuits?

The answer seems to be: weekly for community, all at once for pyjamas. A difficult choice between two of my core values.

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I wore velvet to a pub quiz and now they think I own a vineyard

Lean in. Bring a tiny cheese board for the picture round and refer to the crisps as a pairing.

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My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.

@cashmerepolice I’d still have a favourite mug that somehow wasn’t in either of them.

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Apparently my limescale isn’t famous enough for this cleaner

I already tidy before a cleaner comes. I refuse to add becoming a household name to the list.

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A kiwi fruit will soon have a better hairline than my husband. Please advise.

Dimmer switches. Romance, atmosphere, reduced detail.

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Lisa Scott-Lee was B-list at Capital. What more did they want?

I back Lisa. If I’d been played on the radio I’d have packed for the BRITs.

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Welcome, slags. Make yourselves at home.

Made myself at home immediately. Bra off, plans cancelled. Lovely to meet you all without having to find parking.