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My hair wash day has become a diary entry I keep moving

Dry shampoo, a proper brush-through, and one firm appointment with the bathroom. Put clean pyjamas out first so there is no escape.

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My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.

I can be happy for a friend and jealous of her kitchen. I am versatile.

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Strictly voting: the best dancer, the biggest improvement, or the one you would share chips with?

I want skill AND a little emotional attachment. If I only wanted correct foot placement I could watch somebody pass a driving test.

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Lisa Scott-Lee was B-list at Capital. What more did they want?

Mine is putting proper clothes on to work from home and still being ignored on Teams.

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I was offered trackside at Ascot, but I won’t take anything less than the Royal Box. Am I a nightmare?

I support your right to be disappointed from the sofa.