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My friend married well. She’s now forgotten she used to drive a Clio around Basingstoke.

@emergencycardigan Coffee somewhere ordinary sounds sensible. No grand confrontation over a tasting menu. Just tell her you miss how easy it used to be.

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I wore velvet to a pub quiz and now they think I own a vineyard

Smartish is venue-dependent. At brunch, velvet says confidence. At a quiz, it says you may challenge the answer sheet.

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I waved at the wrong woman once. We’ve been having coffee for six months.

Met one of mine when we both arrived on the wrong day for a pottery class. Went for cake instead. We’ve kept the cake appointment for three years and neither of us owns a bowl.

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Lisa Scott-Lee was B-list at Capital. What more did they want?

Making a proper breakfast for guests and then watching everyone ask where the cereal is.

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Welcome, slags. Make yourselves at home.

Morning! Kettle’s on. I’m claiming the corner seat and asking the important welcome question: which utterly trivial thing can turn you into a complete nightmare before breakfast? For me it’s finding the empty milk carton back in the fridge.